Of Rashid Buttar and Stephen Hawking

23 Apr

I was recently sent the following link (thank you JNB ;o) ) which announces the creation of the ‘Cutler Hawking Project’. At first I suspected the formation of some soft rock combo but a quick glance at the site in question soon alleviated my doubts.

The majority of people need very strong evidence before they start believing in non-mainstream treatments, and this is the reason why we decided to contact Stephen Hawking to convince him to try Andy Cutler’s chelation protocol – so he can serve as an example. Confining him to a wheelchair since his mid 20’s, Mr. Hawking is a brilliant and famous English physicist who is suffering tragically from Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, a disease caused by chronic mercury poisoning. Now 63, he can only speak with the help of a computer voice synthesizer.

Oh, it gets better.

The reason why we selected Mr. Hawking is because of his very unique situation. If we convince a man of his mega-stature in the scientific community to try Andy Cutler’s protocol and he subsequently recovers from such debility, that would convince even the biggest of skeptics. Because Mr. Hawking has been confined to a wheelchair for such a long time, and since he is so famous, no doctor could come up with another reasonable excuse for his recovery, and no doctor could write it off as a faked illness, as it would be too obvious that the mercury amalgam & vaccine issue is real and that Andy Cutler’s mercury chelation protocol really works. Mr. Hawking would be living proof! There is no other person in the world that could make a stronger case! It makes a dynamic difference when you see a celebrity talk about a certain treatment, and see that person get out of the wheelchair after 35 years and walk again, and we believe that news channels would report on this “miracle” worldwide!

OK, so here’s a group of people who believe first and foremost that a whole range of things are caused by mercury poisoning – autism, bad backs, and apparently Motor Neurone Disease has now joined that elite group. Lucky lucky Professor Hawking. Why lucky? Because chelation will cure him!!! Yay!!!!!

Except…neither Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, nor indeed any other forum of neurone disease is caused by mercury poisoning. The official line is:

The cause of ALS is not known, and scientists do not yet know why ALS strikes some people and not others…in searching for the cause of ALS, researchers have also studied environmental factors such as exposure to toxic or infectious agents. Other research has examined the possible role of dietary deficiency or trauma. However, as of yet, there is insufficient evidence to implicate these factors as causes of ALS…Future research may show that many factors, including a genetic predisposition, are involved in the development of ALS.

Sounds strangely familiar doesn’t it?

And so we’re presented with the mental picture of some fairly odd people attempting to bother a sick old man just so they can try and persuade him to undergo some therapy. Nice.

And yet, it’s still not as bad as another treatment I heard about. Apparently Dr Rashid Buttar, adored by mercury boys and girls all over the world, the man who can cure cancer and reverse old age as well as cure autism with skin cream recommends another intriguing treatment for young kids – and this time, he’s not confining it to autistic kids: oh no, this ones good for _everyone_ :

Have any of your tried, or even heard anything about, doing urine shots to help the immune system? I don’t know much about it yet, but I know you use your child’s own urine, and filter it with special filters, before injecting it into their hip. I’ve heard really good things about it from a friend who tried it.

No, its not a joke. The answers came thick and fast:

I only know this was described to me to be a procedure used by Dr. Buttar about a year ago when my son was his patient, but the nurse said it would require an extended stay near the clinic and we live in Texas. We never tried it and moved on to another doctor.

Leslie, Chelatingkids2.

I’ll bet you did Leslie.

This was recommended by Dr. Buttar’s office for my NT son who has tons of allergies. I believe Dr. Imam in NY does it. It sounded too “out there” for us so we are currently sticking with justchelation for him.

Sangeeta, Chelatingkids2

Yeah, just chelation. That’s not ‘out there’ at all.

My grandson went through this beginning in October. It was a once a week treatment for 10 weeks. Before he began, he had lots of allergy problems that would often advance into sinus infection and ear infections. It’s almost April and he has not had one problem since. The only thing that I see is an occasional stuffy nose that lasts only a very short time.

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Just in case you think you read it wrong, you didn’t. Rashid Buttar and others recommend taking some of the childs urine, filtering it and then injecting it back into them. This is apparently good for the immune system. Yummy.

231 Responses to “Of Rashid Buttar and Stephen Hawking”

  1. Bronwyn G April 23, 2006 at 07:33 #

    I wasn’t aware that Hawking’s condition was caused by mercury poisoning.

    These people will do anything!

  2. Graham Bancroft April 23, 2006 at 11:08 #

    The scariest thing I think, is their sincerity. Please let me know when it’s safe to go outside again.

  3. Kathleen Seidel April 23, 2006 at 12:39 #

    That ain’t just any old invocation of God’s wrath and mercy; it’s what judges say to defendants who are condemned to death.

  4. clone3g April 23, 2006 at 12:43 #

    Did ALS show up around the same time as Kanner first described autism? I mean was it also an invention of Eli Lily?

    Of course if Hawkings doesn’t take them up on the offer it’s because he’s too mercury toxic to think straight. Either that or he’s part of the conspiracy.

    I wonder why they didn’t offer to chelate Bill Gates?

  5. Joseph April 23, 2006 at 13:21 #

    Did ALS show up around the same time as Kanner first described autism? I mean was it also an invention of Eli Lily?

    ALS was apparently first described in the 1860s. Alzheimer’s, another alleged misdiagnosis for mercury poisoning, was first described in 1906. I’m sure heart disease has been around for a very long time.

  6. David N. Andrews BA-status, PgCertSpEd (pending) April 23, 2006 at 13:38 #

    I wonder if Stephen Hawkin knows about this project!!!!

    I just e-mailed him to let him know. If I hear anything, I’ll let you know.

  7. bonni April 23, 2006 at 13:51 #

    I actually had to laugh out loud about this one. So, is everything bad caused by mercury?

    I can just picture Prof. Hawking stepping out of his wheelchair, throwing his voice machine aside and shouting, “I can walk! Hallelujah, I can walk! And I can speak! Praise Chelation, I can speak!”

    The mercury militia are showing all the signs of trying to turn themselves into a religion

    I’ve thought that for a very long time.

    Just waiting for the movement’s evangelists to show up here and explain all about Stephen Hawking and how he can be miraculously cured and we should all be ashamed of ourselves for our lack of faith.

  8. Estee April 23, 2006 at 15:05 #

    This post really hits it on the head. Mercury is blamed for all kinds of mental illness for hundreds of years. We always need to blame the extrinsic instead of possibly, in some cases, accepting that many things are unique and intrinisic.

  9. Orac April 23, 2006 at 16:06 #

    Actually, ALS involves abnormalities in glutamate signaling. Indeed, the only FDA-approved drug for the treatment of ALS (and the only drug known to slow its progression and delay death) is Riluzole. Its mechanism of action is blocking glutamate activity in the central nervous system.

  10. sophia8 April 23, 2006 at 19:07 #

    Why doesn’t Dr Buttar get his patients to try the ancient Ayurvedic health practiceof urine-drinking?
    Maybe it’s because anybody can drink their own urine, for free, without paying Buttar to filter it and inject it?
    Gosh, I’m soooo cynical. Obviously, I’m mercury-posioned.

  11. Buttar cured my cellulite April 23, 2006 at 20:46 #

    ALS was invented by baseball player Lou Gehrig. And Eli-Lilly, but that goes without saying. Where are the mercury-hypothesis apologists? Sue M. must still be on that airplane soaking up the rads. Wade Rankin? Erik Nanstiel? Kevin Champagne? John Gilmore? Sallie B.? You guys givin’ your kids urine injections? Filtered urine, obviously. Have you tried the Bradstreet patented exorcism protocol? How was Professor Hawking able to think so well if mercury was “rotting his brain”? Has anyone thought about getting Buttar to take one of his own coffee enemas?

  12. Andrew Cutler April 23, 2006 at 21:21 #

    Please note that I am in no way associated with, a sponsor of, nor someone who endorses this project.

    Andy Cutler

  13. Buttar cured my cellulite April 23, 2006 at 21:47 #

    Andrew Cutler,

    What do you think of Buttar’s urine injections? You’re not too keen on the Lupron protocol are you? Erik Nanstiel thinks it’s great, he keeps talking about how it’s lowering his daughter’s sheets of testosterone, but non mentioning how it’s supposed to lower her estrogen, too. Bone density problems coming up?

  14. Kev April 23, 2006 at 22:15 #

    _”Please note that I am in no way associated with, a sponsor of, nor someone who endorses this project.”_

    Yeah, that’s spelled out pretty explicitly on the website. However, there’s no getting away from the fact that this project uses your name. Maybe you should suggest to your listmates that they should think of another name.

  15. Buttar cured my cellulite April 23, 2006 at 22:24 #

    Think of how famous Andy Cutler would be if the Hawking-Cutler project worked out. He’d be as famous as , oh, lemme think, . . .

    Professor Hawking!

    Even as famous as Jeff Bradstreet or Rashid Buttar! “Andy’s Counting Rules” would be on everyone’s lips, and amalgams would be out of everyone’s teeth. But best of all, no more disease anywhere.

  16. clone3g April 23, 2006 at 22:56 #

    Andrew Cutler : Please note that I am in no way associated with, a sponsor of, nor someone who endorses this project.

    Yes, Andy has no problem offering medical advice without a medical degree or license, instructing parents on ways to give synthetic chemicals to autistic children, but offering to chelate Stephen Hawking? That’s just unethical.

    I wonder how Ingri feels about the idea…..

  17. Kassiane April 24, 2006 at 00:01 #

    Mr Cutler, you may be in no way associated with this attempt to poison Stephen Hawking, but your website lists:

    ALS
    Asthma
    ADHD
    Addison’s disease, hypothyroidism, infertility, and generic “endocrine disorders” (forgot diabetes and hypopituitarism in there, sir)
    Lupus, myasthenia gravis, rheumatoid arthritis, juvenile arthritis, Crohn’s, and generic “autoimmune disorders”
    Bipolar AND manic depression (what’s the difference?)
    Anxiety, OCD, and panic (awful close for seperate listings, too)
    Psychosis AND schizophrenia
    PDDs
    Borderline personality disorder (KNOWN to be caused by momma and daddy)
    colitis, gastritis, and IBS (in case they aren’t similar enough)
    Anorexia and Bulemia
    Depression
    Chronic fatigue, fibromyalgia, environmental illness, allergies, and food allergies
    Sciatica (caused by, like, damage to the sciatic nerve)
    Parkinson’s
    “Yeast syndrome” and candidaisis

    Among things I probably forgot, ALL as caused by mercury.

    Lots of redundancy, and yet…practiccally everything that can go wrong in the human body is caused by mercury?

    That’s a sign of quackery you know. Saying THIS ONE THING is the cause or cure of everything under the sun.

    So, in a way, you are associated. Because you convinced these mothers on a mission for hysteria that you had THE ANSWER for their autistic kids, and linked the supposed cause of autism to a conjectured cause of ALS.

    “I’m not associated” sounds like CYA to me. Though you might want to avoid the need for your A to be C’d by not practicing medicine without a license.

    Food for thought.

  18. bonni April 24, 2006 at 02:19 #

    Gosh, I’m soooo cynical. Obviously, I’m mercury-posioned.

    Yes, cyncism and “lack of faith” (also known as “failure to believe”) are signs of mercury poisoning, too.

  19. Buttar cured my cellulite April 24, 2006 at 02:36 #

    Dr. Andy forgot cellulite, acne, halitosis and baldness. His counting rules and ALA cures them, too. Surely he claims to cure MS? Everyone claims to cure MS. Just buy his books, ok?

  20. clone3g April 24, 2006 at 03:00 #

    Oooh, mercury causes MS too? I heard that testosterone protects against MS and that may be one of the reasons why more women are affected.
    http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=health&id=4058299

  21. E-R-I-K N. April 24, 2006 at 03:15 #

    Quote: “Erik Nanstiel thinks it’s great, he keeps talking about how it’s lowering his daughter’s sheets of testosterone, but non mentioning how it’s supposed to lower her estrogen, too. ”

    We know that Lupron lowers estrogen. But since my daughter had NO DETECTABLE levels of estrogen in her… it is of lesser concern. Treating her high testosterone and high mercury levels is a bigger concern.

    My daughter was tested with enough testosterone to put a boy her age into early puberty.

    but of course, since she’s autistic, the lot of you want to ignore all that as a celebration of neuro-diversity!

    What a crock!

    Never heard of this urine stuff you’re talking about. That’s not a protocol used in the DAN movement. Lacking further information, it sounds gross.

    But Lupron is beginning to turn heads. My daughter has made more progress this last month since we started the Geiers protocol than she’s had with any other biomedical intervention.

    My early prediction is that the results will warrant further research and begin to be practiced by more and more DAN doctors… but I think they’ll want to see the results of the Geiers study when it’s finished. So far it’s looking really good.

  22. Buttar cured my cellulite April 24, 2006 at 03:15 #

    Then homeopathic doses of lupron should raise the testosterone and cure MS? How about homeopathic thimerosal? I heard it cures autism, just like, overnight! If I could get my hands on one of those bottles of thimerosal I could cure the world of autism. Several times over.

  23. bonni April 24, 2006 at 03:27 #

    Wow, Lupron has some really scary sounding side effects:

    Side effects that have been associated with the use of Lupron Depot include hot flashes and/or night sweats in more than five percent of women; and palpitations, syncope, and tachycardia in less than five percent of the women who participated in clinical trials. Other side effects include generalized pain, headaches, vaginitis, nausea/vomiting, fluid retention, weight gain, acne, hirsutism, joint pain, decreased libido, depression, dizziness, nervousness, and breast changes that include tenderness and pain, among others. There have been no deaths directly related to therapy with Lupron Depot.

    Mind you, that’s in adult women. I’m sure there are no studies on what the stuff will do (especially long term) to small children. At least it’s not known to be fatal (but then, neither was chelation).

  24. Ms Clark April 24, 2006 at 03:45 #

    E-R-I-K N,

    You know about the order of magnitude error made by Dr. Geier, right? Just checking.

    Don’t you think it’s a little weird that you daughter has no estrogen, and that it’s ok to wipe it out entirely with Lupron.

    Have you checked out the Lupron Victims groups yet?

    I heard that some DAN! doctors at the recent D.C. DAN! conference actively discouraged parents from trying Lupron. Maybe the know something you don’t?

    So the Geiers went to an IRB and got approval to do this experimentation on non-existent sheets of testosterone? You know about the boiling

    “Never mind that the Geiers based their concept of “testosterone sheets” on a paper from 1968 looking at the crystal structure of testosterone and mercuric chloride derived from crystals made by boiling equimolar amounts of testosterone and mercuric chloride in hot benzene…” – Prometheus

    Your daughter doesn’t hve boiling benzene in her veins right? I didn’t think so. But even though the Geiers are so out in left field about their “testosterone sheets” you will expose your daughter to Lupron at their direction. You never worry about making your daughter a guinea pig for quacks, do you?

    I bet Buttar could help you to understand the great benefits of urine injections. You could do an interview of him on video for us, ok?

  25. HN April 24, 2006 at 05:09 #

    Kassiane said ““I’m not associated” sounds like CYA to me. Though you might want to avoid the need for your A to be C’d by not practicing medicine without a license.”

    Exactly… Andrew Cutler, Proffessional _Engineer_… the blood of Abubakar Tariq Nadama is on your hands.

    Do not try to deny it.

    Promoting any kind of mercury poisoning with a cure of “chelating” that is counter to reality is what makes you a party to murder…
    http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5508a3.htm

    It is the “little bit of knowledge is dangerous” spin that you use without the full understanding of biochemistry that leads you into getting people to pump various chemicals into themselves. You may be sincere, but you are very much out of the bounds of your training. Whatever “research” you do has been filtered through your own prejudices:
    http://www.ssr.com/cgi-bin/ezmlm-cgi?1:mss:91554:200410:dflejpiidbdpophfocgp

    Deal with it… all the blood from chelation disasters are on your hands.

  26. Kev April 24, 2006 at 06:22 #

    _”My daughter was tested with enough testosterone to put a boy her age into early puberty. but of course, since she’s autistic, the lot of you want to ignore all that as a celebration of neuro-diversity!”_

    Not at all Erik. Its my belief that you’re either too stupid to see past someone scamming you or you’re lying.

    You told me once that chelation should ‘cure’ a child within 18 months. Now you seem to be admitting chelation hasn’t cured your child as you need a chemical castration agent to speed the process along.

    When this new porcesses fails to make your daughter indistinguishable from her peers whats next for her? Inject her with her own piss? Will you be videoing that?

  27. Jonathan Semetko April 24, 2006 at 13:15 #

    “My daughter was tested with enough testosterone to put a boy her age into early puberty. but of course, since she’s autistic, the lot of you want to ignore all that as a celebration of neuro-diversity!”

    (head hits desk) That is not what we are saying Erik, that is not what we are saying at all.

  28. bonni April 24, 2006 at 15:17 #

    Its my belief that you’re either too stupid to see past someone scamming you or you’re lying.

    I think there’s another possibility. I think that it’s possible for people to WANT to believe something so much that they actually convince themselves that it’s true.

  29. David N. Andrews BA-status, PgCertSpEd (pending) April 24, 2006 at 16:28 #

    Jonathan: “(head hits desk) That is not what we are saying Erik, that is not what we are saying at all.”

    Don’t bang your head on your desk, mate… it doesn’t teach Erik anything and all you get is a bigger headache than you had just talking to the wazzock.

    Best bet is just to not bother with him: he’s sold himself (actually, he’s *bought* himself) into this huge sack of shite and he’s too weak in ego to get himself out. He’s the psychosocial equivalent of the guy who couldn’t fart his way out of a wet paper bag.

    Now go out and buy some painkillers… 😉

  30. anonimouse April 24, 2006 at 17:34 #

    Erik,

    Is having an autistic child so bad that you would subject her to all sorts of unpleasant (if not dangerous) medical treatments on the off-chance one of those might work? Even though there’s little scientific proof to that effect?

    I’m all for parental choice in medical matters relating to their children, and I’m sure as heck not going to make a judgement on whether autism is a “curable” disease. But wouldn’t a little bit of evidence that chelation (or Lupron or urine) is an effective treatment be in order?

  31. Ms Clark April 24, 2006 at 21:13 #

    HN wrote: “Exactly… Andrew Cutler, Proffessional Engineer… the blood of Abubakar Tariq Nadama is on your hands.”

    Exactly.

    If any child is in any way harmed by Lupron after his parents see the Geier video on Erik’s website then that suffering goes on Erik’s head. Erik believes in a karma kind of religion. Time to get your palm read again, Erik? You’re racking up some major negativity to your bad vibe account. If an autistic child dies of Lupron related poisoning it’s on your head. You’ve been told that there are no “sheets of testosterone” but you leave the Geier video on your website to entrap other parents.

    The Geiers have used this chemotherapy /chemical castrator on about 30 kids right? How many of them have had really great results? Lisa Sykes son? Are the Geiers only doing it on kids with “high testosterone”? If so why isn’t the idea working on all of them? Your daughter had a back slide which you attributed to her going off the Lupron for a few days. That’s really weird. Why wouldn’t her brain hold on to what she had learned? Will she need to remain on Lupron for the rest of her life? She can’t avoid mercury in the environment. You’ve been pulling mercury from her for a couple years and it hasn’t done much good. There’s no way that pulling mercury improved her eyesight.

    My child’s eyesight went from really bad to not needing glasses over a period of years, it’s just what xyr eyes did from 4 years old onward. They got better on their own. And my child wasn’t chelated.

  32. Orac April 24, 2006 at 21:19 #

    “My daughter was tested with enough testosterone to put a boy her age into early puberty. but of course, since she’s autistic, the lot of you want to ignore all that as a celebration of neuro-diversity!”

    (head hits desk) That is not what we are saying Erik, that is not what we are saying at all.

    Indeed. That’s a straw man argument as inane as any that I would expect of Fore Sam.

  33. ebohlman April 25, 2006 at 00:47 #

    Erik N: My daughter was tested with enough testosterone to put a boy her age into early puberty.

    Was that testing done by a pediatric endocrinologist? If not, did you then take her to see one? If so, what did he/she have to say? If not, WHY not? What lab did the tests? It sounds to me like your daughter has a serious endocrine problem (possibly involving the adrenals). Is this another case of “the kid is autistic, so everything wrong with the kid is an aspect of the autism”?

    IIRC, testosterone synthesis in females isn’t even mediated by GnRH, so Lupron should have no effect on a girl’s testosterone levels. It’ll just lower her estrogen.

  34. Ms Clark April 25, 2006 at 01:24 #

    http://www.geocities.com/lupronfacts/sideeffects.html

    Top 40 Adverse Effects Reported To The FDA For Women in Rank Order

    The following information comes from a March 24, 1999 review of Lupron by the FDA.

    *The FDA stated:
    “However, it is interesting that even with these differences, the nature of reported adverse events for males and females is quite similar- indicating that the events are more likely to be due to the drug than age, gender or underlying disorder.”*

    1. vasodilation – dilation of blood vessels
    2. dermatitis
    3. headache
    4. paresthesia – sensation of burning, tingling
    5. dizziness
    6. pruritus – itching
    7. urticaria – hives
    8. arthralgia – severe joint pain, not inflammatory in character
    9. alopecia/[Hair Loss]
    10. condition aggravated
    11. injection site hypersensitivity
    12. dyspnea – difficulty breathing
    13. hypertension – high arterial blood pressure
    14. injection site abscess
    15. injection site pain
    16. vomiting
    17. chest pain
    18. injection site reaction
    19. asthenia – weakness; [asthenia gravis hypophyseogenea – severe weakness due to loss of pituitary function.]
    20. pain
    21. nausea
    22. PURGED
    23. pyrexia
    24. weight increase
    25. depression
    26. peripheral edema
    27. abdominal pain
    28. ecchymosis – a purplish patch caused by blood leaking into the skin
    29. Amnesia – disturbance in memory
    30. myalgia – muscular pain
    31. tachycardia – rapid beating of the heart
    32. amblyopia – dimness of vision
    33. syncope – fainting
    34. menometrorrhagia
    35. palpitations – forcible pulsation of the heart
    36. bone pain
    37. Edema [swelling]
    38. Insomnia – inability to sleep
    39. hepatic function abnomality
    40. migraine
    —-

    *Erik N.,
    How will your daughter tell you if she is experiencing paresthesias or bone pain?*

    I wish you would stop this madness before your little girl gets hurt.

  35. bonni April 25, 2006 at 04:13 #

    I also have to wonder what the long term results of using a drug like Lupron on a child are. I’m sure there are NO studies of this, as no one (until now) has been crazy enough to give the stuff to a child.

    What if it does serious liver damage? Or brain damage? Or some other sort of systemic damage that can’t be undone?

  36. Concerned mother April 26, 2006 at 09:04 #

    Our child is so badly affected by the mercury she gets taller in warm weather.

  37. David N. Andrews BA-status, PgCertSpEd (pending) April 26, 2006 at 09:05 #

    CM: “Our child is so badly affected by the mercury she gets taller in warm weather.”

    Naughty! LoL

  38. clone3g April 26, 2006 at 13:58 #

    Our child is so badly affected by the mercury she gets taller in warm weather.

    I’ve seen a child grow far in height but not to that degree.

  39. David N. Andrews BA-status, PgCertSpEd (pending) April 26, 2006 at 15:54 #

    clone3g: “far in height ”

    OMG!!!! Not you too! I’d try one with a homophone for celsius in it but it’d upset JBJr by not being a straightophone!

  40. Bartholomew Cubbins April 26, 2006 at 16:08 #

    don’t really bad puns automatically Godwin a thread?

    oh well, here goes…

    Don’t worry about your child’s rankine on the growth chart, rather, the more appropriate metric is that of Dr. Sell C. Uhs.

  41. clone3g April 26, 2006 at 16:31 #

    Well Kelvin, this thread is fast approaching absolute zero even as the aromatic vapor pressure rises.

    Let’s C F we can lower the scent a grade, K?

  42. Dad Of Cameron April 26, 2006 at 17:20 #

    This thread will not be moved. Not until every last trace amount of pun is removed. We have no way of knowing how much pun is still out there, sure levels of pun are down since 2001, but that does not explain away the possible synergistic effect of all the other humor that has been snuck in and added to the adulthood schedule.

  43. andrea April 26, 2006 at 22:18 #

    The jokesters should be punished.

    andrea

  44. Ms Clark April 26, 2006 at 23:56 #

    That growth spurt, concerned mother, is a sign of central precocious puberty. Dip the child in Lupron and place heavy college chemistry books on her head to stop the growth.

    Erik reported on a board recently that the Geier protocol involves a Lupron Depot ™ shot once every 28 days and then daily shots of another form of lupron.

    What’s wrong with these people? Do they just have a strong desire to inject things into their children?

  45. David N. Andrews BA-status, PgCertSpEd (pending) April 27, 2006 at 01:14 #

    MsC: “Dip the child in Lupron and place heavy college chemistry books on her head to stop the growth.”

    Exactly their approach… let’s compound the variables…. that way. nobody’ll spot the fuck-up….

    But *we* would, right?:)

  46. Injectionator April 27, 2006 at 02:59 #

    Ms. Clark,

    _Injection phun_
    Injecting Sense
    Injecting Cents (including copper/pennies, nickel etc)
    Injecting Scents (name your fav stinky chelator)
    Injecting Conscience – oooooh! me likes.

  47. Kassiane April 27, 2006 at 06:07 #

    Ms Clark,
    My keyboard will thank you to put warnings on such things. It doesn’t like water as much as I do.

    Perhaps an autistic entering puberty at ALL is too early, since we don’t grow up and stuff. Hence unprecidented amounts of Lupron.

    This, of course, must be why I’m 23 and built like a prepubescent boy.

    I’d imagine the chemistry textbooks would be best for
    a) improving posture
    b) teaching the Geier’s the errors of their ways
    c) using cranial concussive therapy on the aforementioned

  48. Ruth April 27, 2006 at 19:39 #

    I don’t think Lupron will keep them short-the package insert says it keeps the epiphyseal plates active. In real precocious puberty this is good, as bone age as well as sexual maturation is ahead of chronological age. Did the Geiers check bone age before giving Lupron? Why do I think I know the answer?

  49. greensmile April 28, 2006 at 00:05 #

    A sky darkened with flocks of ducks could not produce so much quackery.

    Same question for you as I had at seconsight: where do you find these nutcases?

  50. Kevin Champagne April 28, 2006 at 04:52 #

    What would mainsteam medicine prescribe for a child with conjunctivitis and an ear infection?

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