Every so often I amuse myself by trawling through the search terms people use on Google, yahoo etc to find their way here. Some of them are fairly obvious – I rank pretty well on autism and web related terms.
However I occasionally find some downright bizarre or otherwise funny terms. Some of them are so odd I simply can’t figure how any engine returned my site as a match. I thought what I’d so was to share some of the more odd phrase that turn up in my web logs on occasion.
can ingesting mice urine make humans sick?
Pure genius. This is one of those great questions that answers themselves. Simply remove the ‘Can’ and the ‘?’.
quack jeff bradstreet quack
OK, I agree but the funniest thing about this is the mental image of someone shouting “Quack Jeff Bradstreet, quack!” in some sort of demented orgy of duck-related flagellation.
ipods cause autism
I must admit that a mouthful of tea very nearly hit my monitor when I first read this. I feel sure that in the coming months we will see a rise of parent-lef groups campaigning to rid the world of evil MP3 playing devices. ITS THE MUSIC PLAYERS, STUPD!!
stop the pigeon
I loved that cartoon. Second only to Pinky and the Brain. I have no idea how it ended up in my web logs though.
play extremist deth
??? Are ‘extremist deth’ a group? Some kind of sick board game? It sounds like some sort of Metallica/Napalm Deth offshoot to me.
theres a voice keeps on calling me! down the road thats where i ll always be!!!
I frigging hated the Littlest Hobo. Sorry America. But this was such a surreal phrase to turn up in my web logs that it kept me giggling for hours.
naughty policewoman
Er…OK. There’s only one guy I know of who hangs about with Strippers and lap dancers (its his job the lucky git). I promise I don’t keep any ‘naughty policewomen’ related imagery.
Not on my web server anyway.
nicest ass in the internet
Heeyyyy…..thanks unknown searcher. Seriously though? I really doubt it. I’m large, shambling, hairy with wild eyes etc. And _in_ the internet?
how to say subjcts in french
I love irony as much as the next man.
powerpoint noise induced hearing loss
One of my personal favourites. Is there a support group for people who’ve lost their hearing due to Powerpoint related noise? If not, there really should be. The suits I know love to put swishy noises on there terminally dull presentations. Possibly someone got carried away in an apocolyptic cacophony of MS-plinky action noises.
how do i speak to my dead husband
OK now, I try not to be cruel but I defy anyone not to think wicked thoughts. Its not so much that this person wants to speak to their dead husband so much as she _searched the internet_ looking for sites to tell her how to do it.
And thats it for my web logs – got anything amusing, odd or downright peculiar lurking in your search terms?
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