Apologies for the title. But watching a Penn and Teller Bull**** episode a few times over has inundated me with profanity.
Penn and Teller are a magician team. They also have a show on American cable TV, Bull*****. They have an upcoming episode on the anti-vaccine movement and because of this Penn has recently put out a short video about Andrew Wakefield. When I blogged that piece, one commenter noted that Penn and Teller have taken on the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), claiming it is “bull**** on wheels”. OK, the commenter didn’t quote the “Bull**** on wheels part, but that’s how Penn describes it.
I found that there was an episode of Bull***** called “Handicap Parking”, in which Penn and Teller take on the ADA. The episode is below. Warning, Penn is fluent in profanity.
This is the first episode of “Bull****” I have watched. I will say parts of it are interesting. Watch what is going on in the background. There is a guy who is very adept at getting around in his wheelchair. Certainly more of an athlete than either Penn or Teller (or I, for that matter). Even while is he there to make the point that one can be in a wheelchair and still be quite capable, he also would not be able to get out of his car if someone were to park right next to him–and that is at the very beginning of the episode. No one is free from being poked at. Take the gentleman who most closely tells the story that Penn is promoting. At one point they have a voiceover from that gentleman talking about how with the ADA in place, people are not compassionate and accommodating. In contrast to that message, the video shows strangers pausing to open doors and be polite to him.
But those events are minor compared to some of what is said and done on that show:
Where to begin? I realize that they only had 30 minutes, but the ADA is not just about physical disabilities and certainly not just about parking. Penn’s approach is not so much ableist as libertarian: the government shouldn’t be mandating “compassion”. There’s ableism in there, don’t get me wrong. When discussing accessible buses he comments, “if you were disabled and lived in New York City what more could you ask for…other than not to be handicapped?”
Now here’s the bit of chicanery that got me to blog this. This comes about 4 minutes into the part 2 video.
“Who does the ADA classify as disabled? It starts with people who use a wheelchair, cane, crutches or a walker…” He goes down a list until he gets to “Now it gets a little vague. And here’s where it gets f***ed up. You see, in order to get to that 50 million number, according to the government, also includes people who have difficulty keeping track of money, doing light housework, and using the phone. No s***.”
They then cut to Teller in his car looking quizzically at his cell phone. When he can’t figure it out, he puts up a handicap placard and gets out. Yes, if you can’t use a phone you get to park in a blue space.
They are using the absurd to make a point with Teller and the phone. Sure. But what about Penn’s voice over leading up to that? Is he quoting the ADA? No.
The definition of a disability according to the ADA is:
(1) Disability
The term “disability” means, with respect to an individual
(A) a physical or mental impairment that substantially limits one or more major life activities of such individual;
(B) a record of such an impairment; or
(C) being regarded as having such an impairment (as described in paragraph (3)).
(2) Major Life Activities
(A) In general
For purposes of paragraph (1), major life activities include, but are not limited to, caring for oneself, performing manual tasks, seeing, hearing, eating, sleeping, walking, standing, lifting, bending, speaking, breathing, learning, reading, concentrating, thinking, communicating, and working.
(B) Major bodily functions
For purposes of paragraph (1), a major life activity also includes the operation of a major bodily function, including but not limited to, functions of the immune system, normal cell growth, digestive, bowel, bladder, neurological, brain, respiratory, circulatory, endocrine, and reproductive functions.
(3) Regarded as having such an impairment
For purposes of paragraph (1)(C):
(A) An individual meets the requirement of “being regarded as having such an impairment” if the individual establishes that he or she has been subjected to an action prohibited under this chapter because of an actual or perceived physical or mental impairment whether or not the impairment limits or is perceived to limit a major life activity.
(B) Paragraph (1)(C) shall not apply to impairments that are transitory and minor. A transitory impairment is an impairment with an actual or expected duration of 6 months or less.
No language “if you can’t use a phone, you get a handicap parking space.”
Where did that come from? They have a visual in place to support Penn’s voice over. That document is here. Did you notice the link? That’s a document from the Census Bureau, not a quote of the ADA at all. It’s a bit of sleight of hand, if I may call it that. He tells us the figures and definition are from the ADA website, but is actually using a document and statistics from another agency (the Census Bureau) created for a different purpose.
Maybe ada.gov has the 50 million disabled statistic Penn refers to. If so, I can’t find it. It doesn’t change things. Penn uses one definition of disability–a broad definition–to make the claim that the ADA is too broad.
This allows Penn to say, “The ADA equates the difficulties of a 21 year old blind girl with severe autism to some a-hole who can’t figure out how to use redial”.
No. The ADA does not equate the two. But that would get in the way of Penn’s narrative–that there are a lot of people without “real” difficulties who are misusing the ADA. One of his guests asserts that “Without this law, the *truly* handicapped would be socially, morally and financially better off than they are today”. Rather than back that statement up with some data Penn goes to comedy, pushing a guy in an iron lung around Hollywood.
As the episode goes on, they bring up a man who does appear to be misusing the ADA to demand money from businesses he claims are not accessible. Yep, there are bad people of all sorts. I won’t disagree there.
Nothing, including the ADA, should be above criticism. I have no problem with Penn and Teller taking a critical look. The ADA is far from perfect. But it’s important enough to get their facts straight. Also, I would disagree with the claim that society would be as accommodating if the ADA weren’t in existence.
His take, as I mentioned above, is rather libertarian. He quotes part of the purpose of the ADA, “to provide a clear and comprehensive national mandate for the elimination of discrimination against individuals with disabilities”. He then follows with, “How about the government sticks to courts, police, defense and corruption and leaves compassion to the people who f***ing have it!”
Nice straw man there. The ADA isn’t about compassion. The word “compassion” isn’t in the text anywhere. One can be bereft of compassion and not discriminate and one can discriminate while being full of compassion. It isn’t about making people physically equal as Penn asserts.
I’ll leave you with one last segment. One of the guests comments that accessibility is similar to racial discrimination. Penn counters, “Equating handicap access with racial discrimination is bullshit. Black people weren’t allowed in the front of the bus due to Jim Crow laws of segregation. Handicap people can’t get on the bus because of Isaac Newton’s laws of physics”.
What a strange comment. Here’s a hint for Penn: lift mechanisms on buses use Isaac Newton’s laws of physics.
The Court–part of what the government is supposed to do in his libertarian view–can require buses use Newton’s laws to allow access. Frankly, buses aren’t included in Penn’s litany of what the government should do anyway, but don’t let that get in the way of a good narrative.
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