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Chelation Therapists Are Spammers

7 Sep

Its no secret in the SEO (search engine optimisation)community that blogs are structured to do very well in search engines. The centrality of the subject together with the bonding of ever-growing communities means most search engine algorithms spider blogs perfectly.

Consequently, anyone wishing to do well in Search Engine rankings could do worse than get themselves a blog. And so, we finally come to blog spam – the setting up of a blog that is maintained solely to push people towards commercial products.

Its no surprise that a murky subject like Chelation has its practitioners indulging in blog spam. The underhand always find an underhand way of bucking the system.

Let me welcome you to ChelationTherapyTKV. Quite obviously a spam blog due to the fact that is totally dead apart from ‘Sarah’ its alleged owner. This spam blog is relatively new and thus won’t do very well in search engines yet. In another 9 months or so it should be doing very well for its keyphrases. And boy aren’t _they_ obvious? Nearly _one tenth_ of all words on the front page alone were ‘chelation’. And they made sure the ,

and elements were well populated too. Oh and of course, there’s the obligatory AdSense campaign as well.

And tucked away in the in page links – what do we find? Links to very er, reputable companies such as….Energy Patch. Not _too_ sure how this applies to Chelation but hey – they probably were prepared to pay more for the link on the home page of the blog.

They also link to ArticleInsider which appears to be another SEO spam trap. “Click here for a leading Chelation Therapy for Autism resource” screams the page and helpfully links to CardioRenew – a bunch of quacks pushing EDTA for heart patients. Great autism resource. But wait – ArticleInsider has *loads* of helpful links on the left: if you visit every page you get a different Chelationist link everytime – I wonder how much the chelationists paid these spammers to set up the campaign?

Anyway, back to the blog. Yet another ‘article’ stuffed full of keywords and engine-friendly spam links us through to another spammed up landing page (a landing page is exactly what it sounds like – a page specifically set up for spammers to point to which in turn points to lots of different commercial spammers) – welcome to the authoritative Find Articles where no tin of spam is left unturned to aid you in your search for quackery. Google throw pages like this off their index each and every day. But first they have to know about them so I helpfully reported this virtual stew of spammery.

I also came across the caring folk at the Sanoviv clinic. How cool is that? Even big shot clinics pay for spammers to peddle their shit.

And so it seems that Chelation has joined forces with porn peddlers, Viagra hucksters, penis enlargement specialists, Telesales, phishers and other assorted lowlife. Quelle surprise.

Lenny Schafer Part IV: FAQtually Incorrect

7 Sep

Recently, Lenny Schafer made a post to the Evidence of Harm (EoH) maillist in which he helpfully prepared a FAQ on the NeuroDiversity movement. Unfortunately, he made several errors as one would expect from someone uninterested in accuracy and more interested in scoring points. I’ll seek to address them here. Please bear in mind that these are _my_ views of Neurodiversity. I’m not a spokesman, these are _my_ opinions having been ‘part’ of the Neurodiversity movement ever since my daughters needs and Mr Shafers bigotry drove me to become vocal.

How is “neuro” in NeuroDiversity (ND) defined medically?

It is not clinically, measurably defined. It would appear to self- apply to people who display neurologically based behavior that deviates from the norm (the NeuroTypical), but mostly applies to those who are high functioning. It mostly does not include those whose behavior is disabling as the result of treatable or curable medical disorder or disease.

1) It does not mostly apply to the ‘high functioning’ except insofar as that group so far make up the majority of ‘members’. Members of the Neurodiversity movement consider everyone, regardless of level of functionality to be diverse and to be valued as such.

2) It most certainly does include those ‘whose behaviour is disabling’. The belittling and lessening of the impact of those autistics who are not classed as ‘low functioning’ by Mr Schafer is both well documented and incorrect from a moral and medical perspective.

How does autism fit in?

ND campaigners promote a revised definition of autism that includes most high-functioning neuro-diverse behavior, regardless of actual diagnosis. However, its embrace excludes extreme disabling behaviors that are a result of medical pathology or developmental disorders. This ironically would exclude clinical autism, while including most of the rest of the autism spectrum, and any other-than-neurotypical high function behavior. This autism is a natural part of the normal
neurological landscape, is their argument. To treat or attempt to remedy that which is only different, but not pathological, is seen as a demeaning, if not a bigoted diminishing of the intended victim’s humanity. We can for the moment call this “autism-oranges”, to distinguish it from clinical autism, which we’ll call “autism-apples”.

But clinical autism, autism-apples, is not disabling as a result of social oppression and intolerance, although such attitudes certainly can add to it. Here autism is defined and measured by functional disability. Seeking remedy to the disabilities of autism is no more immoral than the desire to have the blind’s vision returned.

Autism-oranges excludes functional disability. Behavioral “differences” do not require remedial treatment and cures, only
acceptance and assistance.

Autism-apples is clinically defined by disability (DSM-IV). Treatment that leads to the restoration of ability is a rational and moral goal. Such treatment may also include social acceptance and assistance.

The NDs do not always acknowledge that their definition of autism has components opposite to the clinical definition. This definition shell game is employed to convert parents who express a humane desire to alleviate their children’s disability, autism-apples, into heartless, selfish intolerant monsters whose bigotry keeps them from accepting their children for who they are: autistic-oranges.

1) ‘ND’ proponents do not ‘promote a revised definition of autism’. In fact they promote the factual definition of autism as defined by various diagnostic criteria. Schafer – as ever – tries to make two things out of what is one – autism is autism.

2) Its embrace does not exclude anyone whos neurology differs from ‘the norm’. Including what Schafer refers to as ‘clinical autism’ by which he probably means ‘classical’ or Kanners autism.

3) What Schafer refers to as medical pathologies are probably what the medical world calls ‘comorbidities’ – these being the non-standard behaviours/conditions that sometimes occur to autistics such as lack of speech or ADHD or gastric problems. These things do not indicate a separate type of autism as they form no part of any diagnostic criteria. This is because they cannot be used to define or diagnose autism because they do not occur to all autistics unlike the differences covered by the triad of differences. Proponents of neurodiversity both accept and promote humane and non-dangerous methods of treatment to aid autistics in their struggle with their sometime very debilitating comorbidities. Out of the two communities (neurodiversity and the Schafer represented community) neither group states that treating comorbidities is unacceptable and only one seeks to repeat that error as fact.

4) Proponents of Neurodiversity have never, to my knowledge, labeled anyone as heartless for trying to alleviate the disabling comorbidities that their children may have. As a parent myself whos classically autistic daughter undergoes PECS and speech therapy I’ve never been castigated as ‘selfish’ or ‘a selfish intolerant monster’. On the other hand, I have been told by some parents who support Mr Schafer’s position, some of who are members of the EoH list, some of whom are Rescue Angels and some of whom identify with the goals of these groups that I and parents like me are child abusers, that may daughter is ‘a retard’ who should be ‘put down’, that I am scum, that I am an idiot, that I am stupid, that I have a psychological disorder, that I am evil, that I will go to hell, that I am a cunt, that I can ‘go fuck myself’, that I should ‘sit next to the nearest Arab with a rucksack’ (which I assume is a racist based wish that I become victim to a suicide bomber), that I am in the pay of ‘Big Pharma’, that I part of a loose association of lawyers protecting the interests of Pharma companies’…I could go on. I get lots of hate mail. Most of it comes from people with incredibly similar writing styles to those who populate the EoH maillist. My blog has been signed up to porn spam, corporate spam, software spam and at least three people have attempted to perform DOS (denial of service) attacks on my site.

What is the ND Agenda?

The group vitriol against parents is so pronounced, I find it difficult to believe that it is the welfare of my child that is at the
core of their agenda. Altruism has no such rage. I suspect we are but stand-in proxies for their own parents who they may hold responsible for bringing them into such an unfriendly world for autistic-oranges. The agenda seems more about revenge, than reform.

1) Even if that were true (which I can assure you it is not) how does one explain the many *parents* who believe in and follow the Neurodiversity credo? I can think of at least 10 parents who post comments to this blog who do not wish to treat their kids with dangerous treatments and who wish the world to change for the better of their kids rather than meekly accepting the worlds intolerance for the sort of people our kids are.

Overall Mr Schafer, your FAQ was not a FAQ but a ‘FAQ on a mission’. You again promote your singular and totally unsubstantiated and error strewn definition of autism and then expect everything else to fall from that.

Recently, people with more tolerance and wisdom than you have attempted to find ways to reconcile neurodiversity and biomed proponents. These people seem to have no axe to grind, no diagnostic criteria to mangle and no politics to push. I would strongly suggest you step back and allow them to have their time. Your group is evolving into places you cannot seem to go.

Having A Mint? Nope.

6 Sep

So Mint got launched. The product site is gorgeous and you can almost taste the minty tang on your tongue as you surf around. Watch for it appearing in CSS Galleries over the next few days.

Regarding Mint itself: First things first. It also looks fantastic. But then its designed and built by Shaun Inman so thats hardly news. It also works like a dream but, again, its designed and built by Shaun Inman so, again, thats not a surprise.

What _is_ a surprise is how limited it is functionally. It picks up on browser share, visitors, searches. Its a Stats programme. Call me cynical but I was distinctly underwhelmed. Whats new here that justifies $30 per site?

Most disappointingly of all, you can’t configure it to hook straight into your server generated log files. Instead its dependant on Javascript to source all stats. Thats not good. Or as reliable as getting data straight from the source.

Now I know some people will say that its very simplicity (which seems to be becoming synonymous with ‘lack of standard functionality’ on the web these days) is its attraction – thats its easy to just get the most ‘vital’ data and go. Hm. What web stat application can you _not_ do that with? Personally, I’d rather have all the options I can and then invest some time in (gasp!) learning why they’re important and how to use them.

I don’t mean to knock Shaun Inman here. He’s a web designer/developer that the vast majority of us can only aspire to be as skillful as. Maybe thats why I’m so disappointed by this. The ‘Inman’ brand usually comes with an assurance of innovation and ‘must have’-ability (sorry for the word mangling).

I use Awstats on all my sites and the sheer power is hard to beat. Its also very well organised, dead easy to use and a doddle to find what you need. Its also free.

Mint on the other hand seems like its aimed at a ‘vanity’ audience who just want the quick warm glow of seeing which of their mates linked to them. Thats all very well but whats the point in that other than a quick ego-trip? A tool like Awstats by comparison allows you to develop a brand new skill – learning to read log files in order to better your SEO skills. If you’re in business then the better your SEO skills are, the more money you make. If you’re an agency or in-house developer then the better your SEO skills are, the more money you make for your company and the better your chances of career advancement are. How can you lose?

One area of interest might be Pepper which is basically an API to allow 3rd party developers to develop plugins for Mint. But to be honest, if I’ve already paid $30 per site when I can get 100 times the power for free then I expect much more functionality to be in the core product from the word go.

Is there some aspect I’ve missed here? Something that would blow me away?

Web 2.0? No Thanks.

5 Sep

Web 2.0 – I’ve seen the phrase now and again but I’m not big on hype and I wouldn’t consider myself a really early adopter so I just marked it away for future consideration and moved on. Over the last few months though I read an upsurge in articles about Web 2.0 and have a clearer idea about what it actually is.

What it is is hype with very little substance. Steady on now as I’m going to have a bit of a rant.

First is the idea of attaching a version number to an uncontrollable system. This is the most bullshit marketing aspect of the whole deal. The whole point of versioning software is to retain an aspect of control over its staged development.

It also seems to be an attempt to add ‘coolness’ to something which doesn’t need it, in much the same way as the year 2000 become known as Y2K. I really hated that too. A year (or the web) isn’t cool, it just _is_. If it needs to have coolness thrust upon it then its almost certainly a concept that isn’t a good idea.

Secondly is my fear that this is simply a way to wrap up a series of perfectly understandable and easy to access concepts in a containing idea that simply adds mystique where none is needed and might actually be counter productive. We have enough to learn as web designers/developers without having a totally unnecessary concept put upon us.

Lets have a look at the technical components that encompass Web 2.0:

CSS, semantically valid XHTML markup, and Microformats
Unobtrusive Rich Application techniques (such as Ajax)
Syndication of data in RSS/ATOM
Aggregation of RSS/ATOM data
Clean and meaningful URLs
Support posting to a weblog
REST or XML Webservice APIs
Some social networking aspects

Wikipedia

So basically, Web 2.0 is any halfway decent out-of-the-box blogging tool.

This leads me to strongly suspect that Web 2.0 is essentially a big old-boys club for web designers/developers. Once we were able to take the piss out of those lesser than us because we could code valid XHTML and they couldn’t. Now they’ve caught up we need to up the stakes to something else in order to maintain the old boys network.

What the hell was wrong with the ‘Semantic Web’? as a concept? At least it didn’t appear to be a way to exclude rather than include people, it didn’t place a stupid amount of emphasis on blogging and it had a totally valid purpose – to make the web more semantic and thus easier to understand. Most of all it didn’t have a bloody infantile ‘version number’.

WikiPedia sums it up:

An earlier usage of the phrase Web 2.0 was a synonym for Semantic Web. The two concepts are similar and complementary. The combination of social networking systems such as FOAF and XFN with the development of tag-based folksonomies and delivered through blogs and wikis *creates a natural basis for a semantic environment*.

Thats right, it does. And a naturally developed environment has no need to suffer through the bullshit of a hyperbolic naming and packaging process. Let the semantic web evolve and stop trying to coerce it.

Chelation: Discarded By Most Parents

4 Sep

In a recent study entitled:

Internet survey of treatments used by parents of children with autism.

Vanessa A. Green, Keenan A. Pituch, Jonathan Itchon,Aram Choi, Mark O’Reilly, Jeff Sigafoos of the Department of Educational Psychology at the University of Texas looked at what treatments those parents (worldwide) who used interventions with their autistic kids actually used. They had 552 usable returns. One of the most fascinating bits of the study was the fact that they asked parents to indicate next to each of the 111 treatments listed what they used _now_ and what they’d used in the _past_.

The most popular treatment, coming in at number 1 for 70% of parents currently using it and 23.2% who used it in the past was Speech Therapy. Next was Visual Schedules, Sensory Integration, ABA and Social Stories. In each of these treatments the percentage using it now was higher than the percentage who used to use it and stopped for some reason.

Most interesting to me was the position of Chelation. Chelation was the 33rd most popular treatment garnering 7.4% of the vote for parents currently using it (its less popular than Homeopathy). Fascinatingly though, the percentage of parents who used to use it and who went on to abandon it came in _higher_ than that at 7.8%.

Detoxification came in bottom as the least popular treatment for the main groupings of treatment (as oppose to individual treatments) and also came bottom for all 3 main ‘severity’ groupings for autism (AS, Mild and Severe)

The authors say:

Comparison of past and current use (Table 2) suggests that many treatments were implemented for a period of time, but then abandoned. We do not know how long such treatments were used nor why they were discontinued.

I can hazard a guess. Recently Erik Nanstiel of AutismMedia (a pro-Chelation propaganda site) told me that Chelation typically lasts for 18 months to 2 years. I surmise that given that more people used to use chelation than use it now, it was tried for this period and found to be ineffective and abandoned in favour of more useful treatments.

It cannot, however, be due to recovery. This survey was taken by parents who’s kids were still considered autistic and who were all still trying differing treatments. If the Chelation had worked, these parents would have no need of any more treatments.

Also of interest was the authors finding that:

The mean number of current treatments being used by parents was seven, which was similar to the mean number of treatments used in the past (n = 8).

So it seems that Chelation is rarely used in isolation. Given that, it seems highly unlikely to account for unmitigated success reported by some parents.

Lion Taming For Beginners

1 Sep

What results in a successful piece of software? Is it the power of the software itself? Is it the range of features it has? Or is is the interface design that allows a user to access those powerful features?

Its a bit of everything really but that would make for a very short and dull post and you’d feel like you wasted your time if I finished with that so let me explain.

I’ve just started a new role working for a software development company. Their flagship product is an immensely powerful data management tool – and ‘tool’ is an understatement, it doesn’t _begin_ to do justice to the level of complexity this bad boy has. If you’re an ordinary user you can view and generate reports and charts based on data from either an OLAP or relational (SQLServer in this case) DB. If you’re a Developer then you can design custom forms, reports, get down and dirty with your own SQL and a wide variety of other frighteningly techy things I’m too right brained to get right now. Take it from me, this is one powerful piece of kit.

And its driven through the thinnest of clients – a web browser. When I first saw it working, it blew my ‘cool’ rating up to 11. Its the first time I’ve ever seen anything this powerful working in a standard install web browser.

But as Spidey’s dead Uncle once said: “with great power comes great responsibility.” and thats where this colossus falters just a _little_ bit. Its too easy to get lost in it and its a very steep learning curve to learn how to use it. We know that and this is one of the reasons they took me on – to put an interface on it that is easy to navigate and make it work like the very best web based applications such as “Rojo.com”:http://www.rojo.com – a big powerful beast with an interface that tames it wonderfully.

I suspect I may have a bit of understandable resistance to overcome. There’s a lot of people who invested a lot of time in this product and it’ll take some time to convince them that I also want whats best for it. I’m hoping I can find a way to let them see the potential of this without treading on anyones toes.

Something New: RepAut Email Report

31 Aug

I’m signed up to an autism based email report which (supposedly) gathers all the relevant news about autism from all over the world and emails it to recipients along with a bit of commentary and reader input. Its a great format but unfortunately the person running it has become fixated on Mercury. This is a shame as there’s a lot more to talk about in the field of autism than just endless unsubstantiated repetition.

I thought to myself how much I’d like to see a regular email newsletter that covered a wider range of autism related subjects than just Mercury. And then I thought I may as well _do_ it myself. So I will.

I’ve decided to call it RepAut as a play on words with ‘report’ (hilarious eh?) and I hope that autistics, as well as parents/siblings will participate – I want this to reflect the _actual_ autism community, not just parents. I also hope that people who’s lives are entirely untouched by autism except insofar as they read this blog might want to sign up out of interest and a chance to learn more about autism.

You can sign up at the imaginatively titled sign up page.

Sign up is as easy as clicking the link above, entering your email address, choosing ‘subscribe’ and hitting the ‘go’ button. If you get bored in a few weeks time and don’t want to recieve it anymore, go back to the same page, enter the same email address, choose _un_subscribe and click ‘go’ – hey presto, you’re off the list.

Please don’t wory about me selling your email addresses to some evil spammer. Getting on for 99% of my personal mail is spam these days so I have a deep seated hatred of all things spammy – I wouldn’t be so cruel as to inflict more spam on anyone.

On The Death Of An Autistic Child

29 Aug

Its been an emotional few days.

The whole community, from the staunchest biomed to the most steadfast Neurodiversity supporter was shocked by the death of an autistic child.

How that shock has expressed itself is very revealing. The main instigators on the Evidence of Harm email list elected to express their condolences to the Doctors who administered the treatment. JB Handley elected to regurgitate a load of corrupted stats that meant less than nothing. David Kirby decided to cover his well-shod arse with a ‘Wha??? EDTA??? Wha??? Never heard of it??? Its the Scientists fault’… for not studying a treatment for a condition there no evidence to support and which Pediatrics, amongst many, many others have stated repeatedly was dangerous.

I’ve posted calmly about it and I’ve posted angrily about it. I’m still not sure that the main point I was making was well made. This is because I was upset, shaken and – occasionally – furious at what I saw as the vapid complacency of a few people.

Never mind – a child is dead. That should make everyone angry. Why? Because using chelation to treat autism (and please, don’t anyone offend my tender sensibilities by pretending you think that wasn’t what was going on) is bogus.

Look – in order to legitimise the use of Chelation, you first have to prove a causative mercury element to autism. *All* the science refutes such a causative connection. *None* supports it. Using chelation means you are using a treatment for a condition that doesn’t exist. Now you, dear reader, may _believe_ in such a connection but _belief_ is not _evidence_ .

Chelation is a dangerous procedure – however one does it. For kids its especially dangerous. For autistic kids, its an _unnecessary_ dangerous treatment.

I want to introduce you now to a story you may have heard before. Before you read it I want to tell you that in its basics, its _exactly_ the same as this one. A little autistic boy dies following an experimental, untested procedure. When you’ve read it I’d really like to hear from you how I’m wrong and how that case is different than this case.

OK – lets start:

The adults formed a circle around the boy and placed their hands lightly over him as they prayed for him, Hemphill said.

“[They] were just praying for him and asking God to deliver him from the spirit that he had,” Hemphill said. “The little boy had spirits in him, and we was asking God to deliver him.”

Hemphill said the prayers were in accordance with Matthew 12:43, which says, “When an evil spirit comes out of a man, it goes through arid places seeking rest and does not find it.”

At the end of the prayers, one of the women noticed that Terrance was not breathing. One of the adults called 911, but when emergency services arrived around 11 p.m., the boy was dead, Hemphill said.

Hemphill said Terrance was not restrained. He was seated in the center of the group with his hands under a sheet “because he had started scratching,” Hemphill said, but the sheet was only lightly placed over him and was not tied.

“Nobody wants to see nobody pass away, because we love the child,” he said.

Go read it all.

They loved the child so much they conducted an unverified, untested, highly criticised, unproven treatment on him that either led to or directly caused his death.

I’d also like to hear your opinions on autism being described as ‘an evil spirit’ because that doesn’t sound too far away from ‘the hell of autism’ (a common phrase amongst mercury mums) to me.

Trouble In Paradise? Thoughtful House with Staffing Problems

29 Aug

A few of you (if you’re a Brit like me) may remember after the MMR debacle that articles in the Sunday Times and presented in a Channel 4 ‘Dispatches’ programme followed investigative journalist Brian Deer’s progress as he totally debunked Andrew Wakefields science to the point where the GMC (General Medical Council) will be investigating Wakefields fitness to practice medicine.

I came across this new entry on Brian Deer’s own site about Andrew Wakefield.

In it Mr Deer discusses the strange case of some disappearing pages from Thoughtful Houses’ (very prosaic) website. These pages related to biographies and speaking dates for two key board members Arthur Krigsman and Bryan Jepson – these two being essential components in Wakefield’s operation in both a medical and financial sense:

This looked like good business, but recent developments suggest that something in Austin has changed. In the middle of August 2005, the Thoughtful House website underwent dramatic reconfiguration. The “Mount Rushmore” line-up of Wakefield, Krigsman, Jepson and Granpeesheh, vanished from the welcome page. And previously extensive details of the Wakefield operation’s clinical services were replaced with: “This page is under construction”.

MMR Scandal

Why is the disappearance of these two such an issue? Well because without them Wakefield can’t treat all the kids he insists come to him rather than get treated locally:

In short, it appears that Thoughtful House clinical services are on hold, with its advertised clinicians off the scene. What this means for parents, and more importantly, their children, will be reported as soon as we know.

MMR Scandal

The whole Thoughtful House venture seems somewhat off-course. Could it be that these two essential cogs in Wakefields scheme realised the ‘bullshit factor’ of what they’d signed up for?

aims to unravel what the Thoughtful House website described as Wakefield’s “discovery of autistic enterocolitis”. This discovery – an alleged gut inflammation distinctive to autism – has yet to be substantiated by any other group, despite parents widely believing that it has. Specialists in this field deny that any such distinctive condition exists, with even the influential paediatric endoscopist Dr Tim Buie of Harvard University, who treads the same conference circuit boards as Wakefield, saying that he has seen nothing specific to autistic children.

MMR Scandal

Go have a read of the whole thing. Its an absorbing piece.

Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes…

28 Aug

Sometimes in life you have some fairly mad times when things happen all at once. Such has been my life over last 2 or 3 months.

Firstly of course was the birth of Tabby (we called her Tabitha Catherine – tabby cat – get it? Heheheh…I kill me) at the end of June.

Shortly after that (and possibly not entirely unrelated) was a marked downturn in my health. I have alarmingly high blood pressure necessitating frequent trips to hospitals for EEG’s (or ECG’s I can never remember which) and blood tests for liver function etc (did someone put me on a course of EDTA without telling me? OK, ok, cheap shot). Thats been the case for a couple of years now. Anyway over the last 2 – 3 weeks its got bad enough to cause me to look for a job closer to home. My current job necessitated a 5am start and a 7.30pm return home, usually punctuated by a 2am wake up with Meggy and a hungry baby at some point!

Anyway, I got a job closer to home and a very exciting one it looks too. My current job entailed a total development lifecycle from brief taking through development and design and promotion – I was the inhouse designer/developer for a financial services company.

Whilst I enjoyed it, I was feeling towards the end of my time there that I’d taken the role about as far as I could. When I started the main website was averaging 9 unique visitors a week and was basically a brochure site. At this time its a standards compliant (XHTML 1.0, CSS 2) semi-portal that handles online mortgage and loan applications and inserts them into the companies offline systems automatically. All this coming from approx 300 unique visitors per day. The website has taken nearly £1m of business through a mix of traditional SEO and online ads with AdWords and Overture. All in all, I’m very happy to be walking away now and am pleased to have achieved everything I set out to achieve. Its time for a new challenge and one thats easier to fit into a busy life.

To that end I’ll soon be working with a Software development company. All their software has a web interface accessed through an Intranet environment and they use a Unix/Java programming environment. Its an exciting opportunity as my role will be centred around standards, usability, accessibility with an emphasis on AJAX scripting on the front end. As a company they’re very into standards and open source development and were particularly looking for someone who was active in the web design/development community.

I also made it abundantly clear to them that any career progression on my part would be limited. The majority of my time must go to my family – its not easy to climb the career ladder when you parent a special needs child – and I don’t have either the time or the desire to network in the way one must in order to move one’s career significantly forward. Its a simple question of priorities and I’d rather have happy kids than an iPod.

Its also time to get more serious about my health. I’m not 25 anymore and can’t tuck away the Grolsch and vin rouge as I used to. Since I stopped smoking 6 years ago I’ve fleshed up alarmingly. Again, some of it was due to being so busy – you just grab something quick and bung it in the microwave – but thats got to change. I’ll also be (gulp!) buying myself a bike to get around. My doctor snapped at me alarmingly at my last check up (“what good you do your kids if you dead eh?”) so I think its time to start listening.